Saturday, May 16, 2009

Lex and Terry

Lex and Terry from Q1021 were at the Roadhouse in Nixa last night.

Pink

I look totally hot when I wear pink. My girlfriend thinks its soooooooooo sexy.

Dancing

I totally rocked out dancing at my girlfriend's friend's wedding. The mother of the bride told me to stop being inappropiate.

Shots

My girlfriend doesn't know when to stop drinking shots. I have to monitor her.

Drag races

I like to go the drag races with my girlfriend and my friend Steve, who has many girlfriends.

Hump Day

Wednesday is hump day and it is my favorite day of the week.

Cleaning

I am an awesome boyfriend and clean my girlfriend's apartment for her when she is at work.

Leroy

My dog's name is Leroy. He is an American bull dog. I love him more than my girlfriend.

My car

Macco is the worst body shop in Springfield. Don't ever take your car there.

Wrestling

The other night I got my butt kicked in wrestling by my girlfriend.

Wanda

Wanda is the best girlfriend ive ever had and treats me like her prince charming.

Poker

I played poker last night at the Miller residence. I got third place.

Cigarettes

I smoke cigs and i really should quit. My girlfriend hates when i smoke.

UFC

I watch the ufc fights last weekend. Chuck Liddel is washed up.

Molly 2

Molly chewed up the lamp cord in half and i had to fix it.

Molly

Molly is my girlfriends dog, Molly sometimes really pisses me off but i love her

Tornadoes

Tornados are kicking missouri's butt this year or well i guess its only spring